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A Man's Perfect Day
> 6:00 ?????Alarm
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> 6:15 ????Blow ?job
> 6:30 ???Massive, ?satisfying shit while reading the sports section
> 7:00 ???Breakfast-steak ?and eggs, coffee and toast-all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot
> 7:30 ????Limo ?arrives
> 7:45 ???Several beers en ?route to the airport
> 9:15 ????Flight in ?personal Lear jet
> 9:30 ????Limo to ?Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
> 9:45 ????Play front ?nine (2 under par)
> 11:45 ???Lunch-steak and ?lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Peringon
> 12:15 ???Blow ?job
> 12:30 ??Play back nine (4 ?under)
> 2:15 ????Limo back ?to airport (several bourbons)
> 2:30 ????Fly to ? Bahamas
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> 3:30 ????Late ?afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot
> 4:30 ????Land world ?record Marlin (1,234 lbs)-on light tackle
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> 5:00 ????Fly home, ?massage and hand job by naked Elle Macpherson
> 6:45 ????Shit, ?shower and shave
> 7:00 ????Watch ?news-Michael Jackson assassinated
> 7:30 ?????Dinner-lobster appetizers, Dom Peringon (1953), big juicy ?fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
> 9:30 ????Sex with ?three women, all with lesbian tendencies
> 11:00 ???Massage and ?Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
>> 11:30 ???Night-cap blow ?job
> 11:45 ???In bed ?alone
> 11:50 ???A 22-second fart ?which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to ?leave the room
> 11:51 ????Laugh ?yourself to sleep
> Create a Home Theater Like the Pros. Watch the video on AOL
A Man's Perfect Day
> 6:00 ?????Alarm
>
> 6:15 ????Blow ?job
> 6:30 ???Massive, ?satisfying shit while reading the sports section
> 7:00 ???Breakfast-steak ?and eggs, coffee and toast-all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot
> 7:30 ????Limo ?arrives
> 7:45 ???Several beers en ?route to the airport
> 9:15 ????Flight in ?personal Lear jet
> 9:30 ????Limo to ?Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
> 9:45 ????Play front ?nine (2 under par)
> 11:45 ???Lunch-steak and ?lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Peringon
> 12:15 ???Blow ?job
> 12:30 ??Play back nine (4 ?under)
> 2:15 ????Limo back ?to airport (several bourbons)
> 2:30 ????Fly to ? Bahamas
>
> 3:30 ????Late ?afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot
> 4:30 ????Land world ?record Marlin (1,234 lbs)-on light tackle
>
> 5:00 ????Fly home, ?massage and hand job by naked Elle Macpherson
> 6:45 ????Shit, ?shower and shave
> 7:00 ????Watch ?news-Michael Jackson assassinated
> 7:30 ?????Dinner-lobster appetizers, Dom Peringon (1953), big juicy ?fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
> 9:30 ????Sex with ?three women, all with lesbian tendencies
> 11:00 ???Massage and ?Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
>> 11:30 ???Night-cap blow ?job
> 11:45 ???In bed ?alone
> 11:50 ???A 22-second fart ?which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to ?leave the room
> 11:51 ????Laugh ?yourself to sleep
> Create a Home Theater Like the Pros. Watch the video on AOL
TONI Fiary tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said: 'NO!' And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater,always watched sports, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous , slept with anyone she wanted and was pleasant all the time. The End
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